*sneaks in and start sweeping cobwebs away*….hian, Sykik, why nau? Where haff you been?
My sweet potatoes, please don’t vex, you hear……. Just epp me , ehn, epp me by not vexing plenty, you hear.......thanks in anticipation.
I still haven’t added weight in 18 years. I am still last level lepa. I have started seeing small-small grey hair oh….. Abeg, who has formula for adding weight because old age he haff reach finish and I still look and have the stature of a teenager. Before Duru Adolphus Jnr age-mate will come and be toasting somebody…….
All the drama that has been happening in Nigeria is like James Bond film, it can tire somebody sef…
In Olamide’s voice*
Every drama was a hit
Back to back!!!
From no light, no petrol, plenty heat,
Wife kill husband, husband kill wife,
Husband attempt suicide, wife say husband no buy diaper,
David Cameron call Nigeria fantastically corrupt,
Buhari say call me any name as long as you return stolen loot,
Government increase pump price of petrol,
Senator Dino Melaye threatens to mobilize "the-father-of-all" protest ……….
Should I go on………..
#Sykik, face your work ti take over
If you still want me to add my aproko story join am come and collect it on my next post
*Shines teeth*........ did I try? Should I release my album single?
*carry broom and continues sweeping*