May 13, 2016

I AM GOING TO COME





*sneaks in and start sweeping cobwebs away*….hian, Sykik, why nau? Where haff you been?

My sweet potatoes, please don’t vex, you hear……. Just epp me , ehn, epp me by not vexing plenty, you hear.......thanks in anticipation.

I still haven’t added weight in 18 years. I am still last level lepa. I have started seeing small-small grey hair oh….. Abeg, who has formula for adding weight because old age he haff reach finish and I still look and have the stature of a teenager. Before Duru Adolphus Jnr age-mate will come and be toasting somebody…….

All the drama that has been happening in Nigeria is like James Bond film, it can tire somebody sef

In Olamide’s voice*



Every drama was a hit
Back to back!!!
From no light, no petrol, plenty heat,
Wife kill husband, husband kill wife,
Husband attempt suicide, wife say husband no buy diaper,
David Cameron call Nigeria fantastically corrupt,
Buhari say call me any name as long as you return stolen loot,
Government increase pump price of petrol,
Senator Dino Melaye threatens to mobilize "the-father-of-all" protest ……….
Should I go on………..
#Sykik, face your work ti take over
If you still want me to add my aproko story join am come and collect it on my next post


*Shines teeth*........ did I try? Should I release my album single?



*carry broom and continues sweeping*

22 comments:

  1. You're so silly. Welcome back.

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  2. hahahahahahahah Currently at the lib.. But seeing your comment ehnn.. I just knew it was defo on! I knew my Sykik was back on Blogger yooo!!! heheh

    How are you?! Its been a long ass Minute eh (**Clears Throat.. Notice my Phoneh life is improving ba?! Eeezz no jokes oh.. Packaging ti Take over **Wears Mr. Nigeria Smile). Runaway Soldier of Destiny! Kontinuu oh! god is watching you on Skype.. lol...

    heheheheh @Duru's Age mate toasting ye.. Weelllddonnee.. you just sha had to set Omolomo up ba?! Issorait! Its soo on! **Tongue out!

    lol.. Welcome oh! P.S: **Deep Sigh.. Thinking of Nigeria makes afraid to catch me like cold from hia sef :(.. I just weak... and yeah.. Eliza is fine :)

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    1. hahahahahahha I just re-read the ghen ghen 'Topic' of your post with the most DIRTY of minds.. lol.. Okay! Byeee!!! hahahah

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    2. you need to use JIK bleach for that your mind..

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    1. I miss blogville too. Things are so hectic right now....I wish I could do a better job of arranging my life

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  4. Sykikkkkkk...good to read from you, even if it is just a few lines.

    Don't let absenteeism take over o.

    How's our Bomboy doing?

    Hugs,

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    1. Bomboy is doing great.
      Running after him all day zaps all my energy.

      Awon boys nko?

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