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May 09, 2015

IN THE BEGINNING - 2

Act 1, Scene 2

I had just finished a bowl of vegetable with white rice and feeling fly. Some minutes later, I felt as though I had eaten too much and the food was stuck in my throat. I started having breathing problems…..I started trying “orisirisi” because the discomfort was outta of this world. I couldn't sit or stand. For several days, I was groaning trying to force poo out, but it was doing me “odeshi”. I thought I was going to die and didn't appreciate my obituary reading “she died because she couldn't  poo”.

I prayed to God and swore myself off rice and vegetable, I swore myself off food sef……It was hell. If this was just one pregnancy symptom I dreaded what the others will be. Finally, day eight came and God answered my prayer and I was able to poo. I started singing praise and worship, glorifying “baba God” for the ability to poo. I never knew there was ever going to be a day that I will be singing and dancing because of poo. Oh what relieve I felt. At that moment, life was good.

I woke up some days later with a sharp pain in my right hand, down my wrist to my elbow……what happen again, wharris this? Did I sleep on my right hand ni? like play, like play…..2 weeks, this pain didn't go away, rather  I couldn't hold on to objects, I was breaking plates and cups , infact anything I held with my right hand ended up broken…..so I went to the hospital requesting for an X-Ray. I was told it was capel tunnel syndrome and a pregnancy symptom……..pregnancy symptom bawo……..Doctor?……..I began to wonder why I was having weird pregnancy symptoms?

To my highly esteemed “female toilet gist lovers” ……sorry oh, no office aproko gist until further notice……

22 comments:

  1. Don't worry, these fresh gists are as juicy as the office aproko series. lol.

    Funny I never heard of the capel tunnel syndrome...it'd get better with time lagbara Baba. Ndo.

    Hugs,

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  2. Happy Mothers' day Sykik.

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    1. Thanks dear, happy Mother's Day too ( I am guessing you are female)

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  3. Aww, I don't even know what to say o. Me, I am just happy for you jare. Syndrome or no syndrome.

    Would name your child after a celebrity?

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  4. I'm not happy with how you are hoarding this story o! Take at time

    P.s I had something similar called de quervian syndrome

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    1. Lol.......@ hoarding the story.......which one is de quervian syndrome again......lemme go google

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  5. I'm so over joyed and happy for you. I'm enjoying these insights you are sharing with us. Keep them coming....

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  6. Congratulations my sister! This is God's blessing and any attempt of the enemy to add any sorrow is brought down in Jesus name.

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  7. hehehehehehhehheh "Odeshi!" Obituary reading "Died due to inabilty to poo", and "promising not to eat again". Hehehehehehehehehehe Aswear #SKGang in the words of www.marriedinph.blogspot.com ehnnnn.. You haf just got to love Mzz. Sykik! She is ehn! AMAZING! all in Caps.. heheheh. and you know yeah, i used to love the office Rest room gist oh! But oh well.. this is wayyyyy more fun and kpo kpo di kpo kpo ish :).. Wait so pregnant woman hand used to pain her?! Ehen! Hian! Aswear this is new oh! I only knew of the Vomiting, I missed a RED class, and the Swollen face "like you fought Mike Tyson" one... A neFer HexSpeRRed this hand own too :).. Cheers Bubba..

    Please Sykik toh sure Baje Baje more.. more... more.. We want more posts :) Cheers..

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  8. Shior! You have updated? My browser phone only shows 'In the beginning' title, I assumed it was the previous post until I looked at my blog roll and saw '2'... ahaha ... tori too long abi? Is that why you are so stingy with your gist? Be a cheerful giver of tori o jare! *side-eyes* I am not interested in this 'small chops' you are sharing! I want the main 'amala ati gbegiri soup'!

    No shit for 7 abi 8 days? CHAI! The farting smell no go be for here o! I hope say you no pursue DH from bedroom with your 'bullet' AHAHAHAA ... don't mind me, just teasing. WOW! 8 days? That nah load on it's own ke!
    Capel tunnel syndrome? First time of hearing of it. The Lord is indeed your strength...oya, waiting for the remaining tori. #tapping my fingers#

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  9. That's a new one, hope you feel better now

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  10. Impatiently awaiting Act 1 Scene 3!

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  11. Congratulations and so happy for you.

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  12. Hey! I didn't realise you updated sha. Oya more biko nu. Now consulting google...

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  13. Pele...
    I understand you when you talk about thanking God for going to the toilet. I will never forget my acute constipation experience... Just thinking about it puts the fear of God in my heart.
    Thank God for making it pass for you :-) xx

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  14. I cannot tell you how many times i was at the clinic because of this carpel tunnel meme! Sad thing is there's literally nothing one can do that makes it go away except pray oh... i hear sleeping on the left side helps too though i can't recall if it worked or not.
    As for that constipation.... my baby had it once and even i was extremely traumatised!

    The ability to perform body functions we often term as normal is always something we must never take for granted.....

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  15. It sure would be amazing to read dairies on your story ma'am...very!

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  16. Lol! Some people get it all don't they! Looking forward to the next scene! As for constipation... Some of us were on fybogel all through to ease the flow lol

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