Back to my last week post, let me gist you what I heard jare,
I can’t keep it to myself because it won’t be nice to be hoarding gist.......it’s
not a good something to be a gist miser. I was jejely minding my business in the rest room,
trying to do number 2 when I heard ladies as usual discussing about how one very
big “oga at the top” in the office is the one oiling one devoted Muslim sister’s engine. This
sister is like an Alhaja oh, she
covers head, covers body, and her clothes ehn....the
skirt touches ground, the blouses covers her fingers. She doesn’t allow
anything to show at all, at all......in fact the guys complain that she has
ensured that no one, whether man or woman can lust after her. She is often used
as example of how a religious person should be, she doesn’t miss her prayers,
always with her praying rosary and very polite. I am sure some Christian sisters
are envying her comportment sef.
As I hear her name
for rest room, I thought I was hallucinating; it must be a lie, Alhaja gist for
restroom ke, that must be bad belle
people at work........... I quickly comported myself to finish hearing the
story on your behalf *grinning*
Female 1: Do you
know who I saw yesterday at ******* hotel
Female 2: who?
Female 1: Alhaja and she was with our “Oga at the top”
Female 2: she was with,
abi she went for a meeting with....?
Female 1: which
went for a meeting....the way I take see them, it wasn’t a meeting oh
Female1: this
confirms the suspicion I had 2 weeks ago that Oga is the one greasing Alhaja......to
imagine that this babe has been forming holy, holy pass Jesus Christ. Did you
notice how she responded to Oga’s question on her monthly performance during
MPR meeting? She told him he was embarrassing her, hissed and then walked out
of the meeting while muttering under her breath that she was sure he doesn’t
want his wife knowing what and where he goes after office hours. The meeting
hall went quiet as though everyone was in a trance, Oga just continued with the meeting as though nothing happened and I almost
doubted what I heard. I decided to put my detective cap to use and.......... voila,
na so I jam dem for that hotel oh
Female 2: abeg, I am always weary of any babe that
carries Jesus or Allah on top head like gala seller oh, na them do coded runs
pass...wait oh, hope them no see you?
Abi you wan take your appraisial do kite?
My peeps, na this point, my phone ring oh....gosh,
I didn’t realise I had been holding my breath and poo all this while just to
finish hearing hot gist ....I wish I heard the concluding part of the story sha
Will you believe I
heard two ladies conversing in French excitedly while in the rest room, I would
give up my lunch to understand what they were gossiping about......by the way,
when did my company start recruiting French speaking nationals.... I know they
were gossiping abi what else will 2 females be doing in the rest room aside
number 1 and 2. All weapons fashioned against me not to hear toilet gist ehn, I
bind and cast into the fiery furnace.
It be like say this
gist is dry sef....as the story no
complete
