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November 04, 2014

DRY GIST



Back to my last week post, let me gist you what I heard jare, I can’t keep it to myself because it won’t be nice to be hoarding gist.......it’s not a good something to be a gist miser. I was jejely minding my business in the rest room, trying to do number 2 when I heard ladies as usual discussing about how one very big “oga at the top” in the office is the one oiling one devoted Muslim sister’s engine. This sister is like an Alhaja oh, she covers head, covers body, and her clothes ehn....the skirt touches ground, the blouses covers her fingers. She doesn’t allow anything to show at all, at all......in fact the guys complain that she has ensured that no one, whether man or woman can lust after her. She is often used as example of how a religious person should be, she doesn’t miss her prayers, always with her praying rosary and very polite. I am sure some Christian sisters are envying her comportment sef.

As I hear her name for rest room, I thought I was hallucinating; it must be a lie, Alhaja gist for restroom ke, that must be bad belle people at work........... I quickly comported myself to finish hearing the story on your behalf *grinning*

Female 1: Do you know who I saw yesterday at ******* hotel

Female 2: who?

Female 1: Alhaja and she was with our “Oga at the top”

Female 2: she was with, abi she went for a meeting with....?

Female 1: which went for a meeting....the way I take see them, it wasn’t a meeting oh

Female1: this confirms the suspicion I had 2 weeks ago that Oga is the one greasing Alhaja......to imagine that this babe has been forming holy, holy pass Jesus Christ. Did you notice how she responded to Oga’s question on her monthly performance during MPR meeting? She told him he was embarrassing her, hissed and then walked out of the meeting while muttering under her breath that she was sure he doesn’t want his wife knowing what and where he goes after office hours. The meeting hall went quiet as though everyone was in a trance, Oga just continued with the meeting as though nothing happened and I almost doubted what I heard. I decided to put my detective cap to use and.......... voila, na so I jam dem for that hotel oh

Female 2: abeg, I am always weary of any babe that carries Jesus or Allah on top head like gala seller oh, na them do coded runs pass...wait oh, hope them no see you? Abi you wan take your appraisial do kite?

My peeps, na this point, my phone ring oh....gosh, I didn’t realise I had been holding my breath and poo all this while just to finish hearing hot gist ....I wish I heard the concluding part of the story sha

Will you believe I heard two ladies conversing in French excitedly while in the rest room, I would give up my lunch to understand what they were gossiping about......by the way, when did my company start recruiting French speaking nationals.... I know they were gossiping abi what else will 2 females be doing in the rest room aside number 1 and 2. All weapons fashioned against me not to hear toilet gist ehn, I bind and cast into the fiery furnace. 



It be like say this gist is dry sef....as the story no complete

 

20 comments:

  1. AHAHAHAHA, @ the last line...sykik! I go with female #2 o jare.

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    1. Lol......glad you found humour in this gist....female #2 is kinda right because I also had a female Christian friend who holy pass but her story na gbege

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  2. lool I bind and cast along with you, gist is sweet o jare.

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    1. Na serious binding oh, abi why will babes start gossiping in French.

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  3. Haa, this gist is not dry at all o. You sef, you are not a professional gbeborun, to think that your phone wasn't on silent. You berra learn.

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    1. I am telling you, I need to up my gbeborun skills

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  4. Lmaoooo Sykik won't kill me. See en, that French thing has happened to me before o. E be like say i should go and scream English! at them. I mean, people are here trying to hear gist na *mshew* Awon gist hoarders *face palm*
    As for Alhaja, it is well o. Right there in the board room? Jesus be a shock absorber o

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  5. Dry ke!!!! ko jor. Your phone went and ruined 'our' gist. chai!!!!!

    Loool. Na wah oooo

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    1. Am telling you, @ilola has given me the heads up...na to mute the phone whenever I enter that rest room from now

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  6. Dry gist for where?....and that your phone needs deliverance from the spirits of spoil sport + alakoba..

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    1. Next time that phone won't spoil my market like that

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  7. Okay ooo.. The lord is your muscle Mzz Sykik, i think you need Google Audio translate for the French people oo. :) I hope Google does that ASAP.

    Truth is I have learnt something in life, ""Never be too Good to be called a saint, and never be too bad to be called a sinner"" Most people try so hard to be perfect in the eyes of the public forgetting that they are as much humans as anyone else, with cravings, urges, greed, and dreams. So i suggest that we all just live normal oh jari.. all those coverings most people do, (Christians and Muslims) I always doubt, cause no be by to cover body be righteousness. Oh Well, in T-Notes voice.. To all man his own. Cheers Bubba. HNM Ma.

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    1. Lol @ Google audio.....it would be nice to have an app like that....hehehehe......amebo go too sweet be that

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  8. Na office runs full everywhere it seems, and as for those french babes, time to learn french too :)

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  9. lol..I see your gbegborun runs still dey your body.
    Long time Sykik..how are you :)

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  10. **Wears sad face... And that was how Mzz Sykik didnt not reach out to me on my Birthday.. ** crying in french. How are you Bubba?

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  11. lmao... this is too funny! mehn, you can write a book from this your toilet. just call it the toilet chronicles by anonymous. lol so no one will find you to collect royalty income for their gist you have been hearing.

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