Valentine
celebration was different.…., I am not yet old and grey, teeth never comot for my mouth and I didn’t get any
“shokolate”, this must be the work of my enemies. Please someone should write
Hubby a memo that Sykik, a-la Mama Bomboy is still waiting for “shokolate” oh, and he shouldn’t worry, shokolate
doesn’t enter breast milk.
By the way, when
did Naija babes start accepting roses
as gift? I don’t mean plastic rose oh, that one is for secondary school love. I
mean all those roses that Naija weather doesn’t allow remain fresh and to scent
well-well ……. I hope babes are not on a “forming levels”.
I was “face
booking” *looking for gist* on my timeline when one love poem caught
my attention……my heart froze….it’s a lie……what am I reading…..Jesus wept……my
friend is writing love poem to her husband.
Habatically,
come and see America wonder oh….this
is the same husband that pounded her like yam with punches because she went and
disgraced him at owambe where he went
with his mistress…….the “two both” of them even wore uniform to the party sef…..this my friend chop beating that
day no be small…….Is it that she has forgotten so soon……..did the beating reset
her brain to factory settings ni? ….
see wetin valentine is causing…these are
the “I-must-to-celebrate-valentyme” …… who is she fooling? ........…… anyways,
make I drop comment before I am tagged bad belle.
We women can like
to pretend ehn, is too much, kilode…..some people will be envying
this couple now not knowing all this facebook love is a charade.
How was your
Valentine celebration, my fellow "celebrators" (kai, Sykik has started blowing grammar), did Le Bae or Boo do the needful?
