I guess most of my rant is about me and my TTC period.
I noticed that pregnancy is like a virus? A woman catches it in the office and every other married woman around her follows instantly.
In my office, I am on a floor where 98% of the members of a particular unit are females and all of them get preggers at the same time. This has been happening for the past 4years oh. No kidding. I have watched people get married in that unit and get pregnant like it is going out of fashion. That’s why they had to begin to introduce men into the unit small small oh. Infact, we joking threaten them that they should have a roaster.
Also, in my own small corner, thats the same story oh. Everyone is on baby number two. And they all got married after me oh. Infact, one lady just got preggers and now the lady beside her has gotten preggers, the thing jumped me ( lai lai, Sykik be positive thinking for once...... how do you know it has jumped you..........Little Red Riding Hood neva come nau........) infact, my confession every day this month is that I'm preggers . I say this everyday. From my mouth to God's ears.
Now the lady beside me has started behaving funny. Am thinking she’s preggers too. She's falling asleep at her desk in the mornings and rubbing her tummy. Where does this leave me in the equation?
God sure does have a funny sense of humour.
Maybe I will start to go and rub my belly with this woman wey dey my side own oh.......... abi what do you guys think?