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February 07, 2014

RESTROOMS



The female restroom in my office is more than a pissing and shitting room. It is a prayer room, gossip site, private phone booth to mention a few other purposes.

There’s the early morning rush...it’s a beauty parlour thingy going on between the hours of 8am and 10am every day.... mascara, pancake, eye liner, lip liner and that water colour palette we used in secondary school (I can’t remember the name.... but it has all the colours of the rainbow) ...in short, everything and anything make-up....girls gotta look pwetty for the day’s marketing calls.

The other day I was minding my business in one of the rooms and I heard two women discussing about their TTC days, they were so happy and wondered how quickly they have forgotten the years of waiting.

One time it was an angry marketing staff on the phone warning another colleague to stay off her customer’s premises, that she was ready for a show down and will let her know that she put her p***y to use before signing the account.

Yet another day, two ladies were talking about a female colleague who dated a male colleague for over 4 years and got dumped for a “MFM” colleague.

And there are those who pray, all you hear is their muffled voices.....


I wonder what happens in the male restrooms....... this is the part you tell me to face my work #uche-face-your-work-oh#

35 comments:

  1. LOL i miss working in an office space that has many booths! How about discovering who's preggie when you catch them* vomitting in the loo

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  2. My dear, nothing happens in the male restrooms except for pissing and shitting! We guys are just too matured to "carry our business enta bathroom" The only thing that would have happened has been put on hold for now by the anti-gay bill...

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    1. So male restrooms are boring be that.

      Welcome to my yard

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  3. Your workplace sounds very interesting. I guess if you ever get bored at work just go to the restroom for entertainment. No pun intended. Lol...

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    1. The restroom na entertainment galore....it's all shades

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  4. Hehehehe! The restroom is the secret room o lol

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    1. Am telling you, only God knows how much secret that place holds

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  5. ok oo, face your work oo,i haff tey you like you requested.lol

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    1. Lol....I need to face my work abi....who goes to the restroom to eavesdrop....Sykik is a case study

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  6. Lol @ Uche face your work o!

    Your work toilet sounds like a soap opera set!

    Very soon, you will see these people on the office floor and ask them how what you heard in the toilet is going, forgetting that they didn't tell you, you heard it in the toilet! lol

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    1. Hahahaha....imagine the kain eye some people will use on me....the rule is whatever you hear in the restroom stays in the restroom

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  7. ahahahaha...so much drama goes on in the female restroom o!
    Haba! Put her p**** on line for an account...odikwa risky o!
    Oya nah, go and do the investigation and let us know....*wink*

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    1. Na real odikwa risky....the things women do....na only God can judge

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  8. Looolll. Now, if only your name were Uche.

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  9. Lol.. Ushee face your work oh
    Your office is just so funny! What would the world ever do without the female restrooms? xx

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  10. @ 1 + The One, or what would the world ever do without the female specie?

    Women and drama...5 and 6.

    Sykik, as entertainment starts and ends in ''that place'', what in the world d'ýou need Africa Magic for?
    And one word of advice from sista to sista. no carry your investigative journalism go your male restroom o...before all kinds of air-freshener increase your dresssize from 8 to 12...

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    1. Lol @ increase my dress size from 8 to 12..... I haff died from laughter

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  11. loooool Uche face your work o

    Haha Female restrooms hmmmm!

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    1. As in..na real uche face your work...Sykik should face her job oh..lol

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  12. loool @ uche face your work oh!

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    1. :)

      How are you doing? It's been a while

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  13. Work, close your eyes and ears and work! Lol!

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  14. please face ur work oh b4 dy drag ur name inside pot of gist stew. Lol!

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  15. LOL!!

    Madam please where are you?

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    1. Hehehe.......I have been away for a while. How are you doing?
      Thanks for checking on me

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  16. Na wa for all these cobwebs. hian!

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    1. I will soon sweep them away.....lol.....been busy with office work

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  17. You are facing your work jare don't mind them. You are not an ooshey at all. Facing your work necessitates you to ocassionally relieve yourself in the restroom. And they have somehow put themselves in your way. What could you have done ? More gist plix lol

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    1. Welcome, you want more aproko ba? Lol...don't worry I go bring plenty come
      Thanks for visiting

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