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March 03, 2014

The Day I Cried Blood



I was young about 6 or 7 years old.......I remember vividly because......that day in school started just like any other day. You know those primary schools where you are asked to refer to your teachers as Aunty and Uncle......

During our lunch break, our “Aunty” had some of the pupils in our class move items from one corner of the room to the other....lo and behold ....one of the items fell, and broke. I was standing close to the pupil who dropped the item and in panic, she pointed that I was the one who pushed her....see me see trouble....I was so shocked , my mouth was agape....when, where, how I wondered ........I was as much as a foot away from her and couldn’t have made her fall.....I was so shocked I couldn’t even put up a defence....and my “Aunty” wondering how sharp-mouthed Sykik couldn’t mutter a word of defence assumed the pupil was telling the truth... she asked me to  kneel down and put forward my palm to be caned . She was going to flog me. She raised her hand to deliver the first stroke ...lo and behold...my well of tears burst without control......I cried like someone who lost her favourite toy.  Suddenly, the classroom was filled with piercing screams from my “Aunty” and class mates...”Sykik, are you okay? ......My God, where’s the blood coming from? .........Sykik, you are crying blood...........the pandemonium got me more scared and the tears now flowed freely like a river....... how can I be crying blood? .....my young mind couldn’t comprehend it.....blood ke, from where....however, if the blood will make “Aunty” not to whip me again....then more blood oh.....I increased the tempo of the tears and then suddenly just as it started the blood ceased and it was all water.....I increased the tempo again and “odeshi”....... it was all water...the blood has stopped.

It was after the whole drama that my “Aunty” realised that the supposed blood was from a boil on my eyelid (stye)...... I have been a drama queen for such a long time

23 comments:

  1. Loooollllllll. Kai. I don laff o. Okay. So were you vindicated in the end?

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    1. Yes ke, my class mate quickly confessed because she thought God was punishing her by making me cry blood....lol...

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  2. L-O-L
    Ain't we all?
    I too we cry blood to avoid a wrongful punishment o.

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  3. ah Sykik!!! lool at "I increased the tempo.." anything to stop the cane from descending ba?

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    1. The crescendo go up sharp sharp.....where the teacher for beat in this my tiny body sef

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  4. Lolll! I had to read the line again about crying blood thinking Sykik has taken it to another level! Until I read about the boil LOL.
    I hope the Teacher ended up not using the cane on you! xx

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    1. That "boil" was a life saver that day

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  5. See how God uses some bad things for our good, thank Him for the boil that spared you from more spanks, lol!

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    1. Yes oh....thanks to the boil...I would have been beaten for something I know nothing about

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  6. LOL... I was scared for a moment there. I'm not a fan of blood :)

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    1. Most ladies don't like blood...that's why I am not a fan of anything "action" movie

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  7. Looool this babe. Nice. M sure u woulda been grateful for that boil that day forgettin all d pain and every

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  8. Hahaha !!! That's drama for real!!!

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  9. Lollll Sykik you won't kill me! I was scared!!! Lolll!!!

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  10. soooh funny......i just went boom with laughter couldn't help it but sykik did u get floged at the end?

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  11. Lmao... this has to be the funniest thing I've come across today. And I thought I was a drama queen. Nne, you take the cake. Hahaha. Can't stop laughing

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  12. Rotfl.... even I was scared, cry blood? Nice one!

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