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May 30, 2014

TRULY SYKIK




I am alive, everything may not be as I want it to be but I am happy
 
All praise to God

I can cry for Africa...kilode....my tear gland works overdrive..... I cry when I am happy, sad or angry. I cry when I read, hear or watch a heart touching scene. I cry when I empathise with anyone, I cry when I lack words to express myself.....I am a confirmed cry-cry baby.

Will non-church workers make heaven?

Why do women regard the “MRS” title more than a PHD?

The rainy season is here, so I am expecting that women will soon be “bringing forth”

Why would a man and woman come together to have a child and the child automatically is given the father’s last name? Who invented this rule?

I need bum-bum increasing diet oh....I won’t mind adding a few pounds to my behind, I won’t mind shaking and rolling it for Hubby in ways that will lead us into more “praise and worship sessions”, maybe cause some minor and no life threatening accidents....yes ke,.....I also need to give Toinlicious a run for her famous behind.......lol....@Toin watch this space, #ama-be-competing-with-you-soon

This post is the height of randomness....and I doff my cap for anyone who reads and makes sense of my disjointed thoughts..............thanks for always stopping by, I won’t trade you for chocolates...*winks*




The second half of the year begins in less than 48 hours. May your joy be full and the peace of God which surpasses all human understanding rest and abide with you now and forever.

26 comments:

  1. AMEN!
    LOL.. Random but Ioveee it! :-)
    More bum bum to you Sykik! :-D

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    1. Hahaha, more bum bum to me.....lmao..amen

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  2. Amen again and same to you Sykik! Interesting questions, several responses to these rhetorical questions would require a post of its own.

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    1. I would love to read answers or anyone's thought on these questions. Abi how can two people come together to have a child and the man gets to give his name to the child...

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  3. AHAHAHHAAAA, sykik!
    I really don't know why am in such a high spirit today! By now I thought all the hormonal moods go don flush out of my system fa?
    Yes o! I make sense out of this randomness, and I love your your sense of humour ... sounding like a broken record qui?
    Cry for Africa? ... you sure you don't want to venture into nollywood? Kai! You would be well sought after, I tell you!
    Add weight? hmm, you see life? I don't mind giving you some, if it was possible, but since it is impossicate, just siddon there and dey thank GOD for giving you what many women spend sweat and money to have. *side-eye to you!*
    Bum-Bum competition with Toin? *make I carry apoti come siddon to see this match o!*
    Now to your questions .................................................................................................................................. sorry ma, I could not find any expo answer in google to these jamb questions o!
    Have a blessed weekend :D

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    1. Yeparikpa......you couldn't find answers on google......lmao......will you be my manager make I go hustle one crying scene come for nollywood

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  4. Lmao at praise and worship session...

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    1. Those moments where you go into the spirit and burst into heavenly melodies......

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  5. Hia hia hia...that's me laughing in ekiti...

    Non-church workers will def make heaven o...I know for sure because I will be among the heavenly host singing halleluyah. Let somebody shout...

    The 'Mrs' title is to some women as 'your excellency' is to politicians...na do or die affair. I can't shout abeg.

    I dey on the sideline dey watch who go win this competition btw you and Toin...

    Big hugs,

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    1. Lemme join you laugh.....we plenty that go make heaven my dear.....The criteria is knowing God and accepting his Son ...

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  6. Lol @ asking if non-church workers will make heaven hahahaha. The Bible says Jesus is the WAY. Too many doctrines of church abi business establishments can be confusing. But the BIBLE stands.

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    1. my darling, the way some Pastors take on this "you must be a worker" issue tire me jare......

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  7. You watched my society's victim spoken word video naa. Do you remember this line?

    "Cos where I come from, this MRS degree is worth more than all the PHDs, MSCs, MBAs, MEDs…
    And all other degrees…
    Combined together, even if one has them in fleets"

    In spain, kids take their mother's last name and father's last name. That's why they all have double surnames. So that rule is not everywhere. Many spanish territory countries use this naming custom.

    The second half of the year begins in July, not in June. We have just spent 5 months, lol.

    Your random post led to my random comments.

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    1. lol at your last line.........so many things have happened these few months, I guess my mind just start counting down 2014..... yeah..I remember your video oh, the MRS is the king of all degrees...... will this mindset ever change though....... never knew that Spain allows for double surnames but what happens when an adult with double surname has a spouse with double surnames, which name will the child bear.......

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    2. You will bear your mother's patriarchal surname, and your father's patriarchal surname. You can read up the spanish naming tradition up. Really interesting. Many countries use it.

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  8. Amen oh.
    Loool at rolling bom bom. Kai! Sykik!

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    1. it won't be a bad idea to roll it nau....lol

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  9. We are alive...... and we are happy! Happy new month to you sweetie.

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  10. lmaooo This woman. My ikebe is still growing but lets see the fastest bum-grower :D
    Honeydame should be the one we should be aspiring to be like actually (I can assure you that she has already won the competition)

    You sound way better *plenty hugs*

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    1. The competition will be gidigan ni oh.....I have started tapping bum-growing anointing from friends, family and colleagues...lemme see how far i will get by 2014...lmao......I gast to belong *in jenifa's voice*

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  11. Amen! Lol, this is funny randomness, but it kinda make sense.

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  12. lol i think the question should be, will church workers make heaven? especially nigerian ones? I dont go to a nigerian church, but the lttle gossipe i hear about them, or from reading Beautiful's blog.. i seriously shudder! It is scary! All sort of things make up sin, not excluding lieing, and things we take for granted as 'small'! So who goes to heaven.... the one with a repentant heart..

    As for MRS and phd... lol some of them only have the mrs title to console them in their sad marriage! That is the only thing they are clinging onto. Not to say all married people are miserable..

    finally... bum bum... i have a concortion you can make. Mix 2 cups of ororo, with 3 cups of full fat milk, melt 3 bars of chocolate into the mixture and add a bag of sugar, pour into a pot, heat up and add a bottle of honey. after 5 minutes, leave to cool and swallow in one gulp! *disclaimer* do not try this at home! LOL I'm just joking o. I reckon some squats will help 'pronounce' the bum bum.... Mr sykik is in trouble!

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  13. Random is good.
    Yes non church workers would def make heaven.
    Some women consider the Mrs title their most important achievement in life.

    Happy new month

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