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January 19, 2015

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The year 2015 has started and it has been mixed reactions for me, a part of me is excited about what is in store for me and then there is that part where I question if I should be so enthusiastic with all the bombings, deaths, the missing #Chibok Girls and other ills plaguing Nigeria. It is well, I wonder if God will not one day out of stress wipe out Nigeria just as he did Sodom and Gomorrah.....can any nation have so much issues and still remain so clueless to finding a solution to one of the issues. It’s almost as though we thrive in chaos and abnormalities ....... kilode, na so suffer head sweet us.

Mama Sykik, has fashied my side oh, she has eyes only for her new grandson, I am not jealous sha.... my time will come and it’s so soon. Daddy Sykik is now a bachelor as Mama Sykik has relocated to my brother’s place to help with the baby. It’s not a funny something; Papa Sykik has gba-kamu- sha.

Abeg, how do people get married within months and start worrying about conception immediately, don’t they know that there’s an unwritten rule that you should “enjoyment” the marriage for some weeks or months before babies start arriving. Don’t mind me, jare; I know that in Nigeria people start counting down nine months from the wedding night. Infact, I am sure some “poke-nosers” won’t mind peeping through the window to ensure that the action is taken place and in proper position on the wedding night.

When I grow up, I want to be like @ilola oh, she has been travelling all over the world showcasing her talent and I am mightily proud of her achievements. I have been using her to pose in my office, like say I be her manager or blood sister. This brings me to the question, Sykik, what is your talent? When will all this your talk-talk take you to Brazil? Hehehehe, I need to start learning big-big English and forming cliques in this blog-ville so that you all will keep coming back to read my “meaningful” posts.

In one of my previous posts, I mentioned that ladies in my office are on the “keep fit, stay trim” diet. The other day, I saw a babe who had one of those “nyansh” of life” in the building, as in, this “nyansh” (notice, I didn’t say “ikebe”) is an all time harasser, that thing moves to cause commotion. Can you imagine my shock when I saw her looking all trim and the “nyansh” was almost non- existent? I shock, I freeze, I open mouth and almost fainted......I couldn’t help but ask, Babe, where your “nyansh” go? Why didn’t you tell me to come get some when you were getting it reduced? It’s not fair oh...since thy kingdom come, I have been shouting and crying for small “ikebe”, only for someone with “nyansh” to lose all that “nyansh” and not give me some.  God, why nau?  

27 comments:

  1. Hehehehe...are you sure that ''nyansh'' was real? Maybe na packaging...

    Some people are gbeborun of life...poking their noses where they have no business...you know, all those 'pointed' prayers during marriage ceremonies and show of concerns from the first month post-wedding are more than enough pressure for any couple..

    Congratulations sis, your time is near and we'll rejoice mightily...seriously praying for a double dose of 'muffin top' for you...*wink*

    Seriously, Naija issue pass 'be-careful' o, so hard to fully rejoice in the midst of so much distress and sadness. It's heartbreaking what is happening in the North and everywhere else as I type this...and this is just day 19 of 2015! I keep tryign to play the ostrich but it's been so difficult to distance oneself from it all.

    May God help us all and put an end to all the evil in our land.

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    1. The nyansh had better be real oh because she has made me petitioned God......

      Thank you for the prayers and I say a big Amen .

      Nigeria's issues are definitely beyond physical, it's really heartbreaking

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  2. Loooollllllll. You have made me laff o. Kai. Your talent is definitely comedy jare. Ali baba aint got nothing on you. Thanks for the compliment o jare, I really appreciate it. And yes, big women be losing all them fat o.

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    1. I think there should be a law asking big women to donate some of the fat to the slim babes

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    2. Co-sign o! How can they not give us en? How?

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  3. I thought i was the only one who was aware of the unwritten rule o
    Nice blog you gat here

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    1. Welcome to my yard.

      So you know about the unwritten rule too....its high time people become aware oh, enjoy the marriage before the children comes

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  4. You are asking what's your talent? Lola has answered you fa! Now, I know why I connected to you immediately....you are Taurus like my hubby..unah too like to travel! ..like outdoor activities that is why you say when you grow up [cracked me up] you want to be like Lola the traveler! AHAHAHAHA..

    Amin ooo, we would soon join you celebrate and mama will not fashi your side ..she is drooling over her first grandson..,hiya, papa sykik will be missing mama sykik o.

    9ja matter? e heavy for my mouth! SIGH!
    Nitty

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    1. Yay, so me and ur Hubby are the same zodiac sign......see why we live you plenty....... I love travelling oh...I have volunteered to carry @ilola's bag when next she's travelling

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  5. sister Sykik...hehe
    Maybe you should be packing the nyash as she exercises..follow her everywhere to see when it drops.lol

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  6. **waves** So I found your blog finally....**whispering** Just so you know, I had to walk through the wilderness for that...soo quick question eh...Sykik is a dude or dudette??..Confused.com...

    On the topic....I planned on 'enjoyment' my whole marriage mehn...NO kids whatsoever...Just my husband and I!....(until recently tho')....I had a change of heart buh mehnnnnn.....kids or no kids...I always gotta remember that before the kids was my husband. Nice blog.

    Tibs Tells Tales

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    1. Wow, thank you for going through all the trouble, I am glad you found my blog.

      Sykik is a dudette oh

      Are you Nigerian? No kids ke, your parents will carry out prayer sessions on your head oh. In Africa, children are not just for the parents but also for the community.....in fact you need to read my past posts to see my ordeal so far.

      Hugs

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    2. hahahahhahaha @children are not just for the parents but also for the community..... Its official Mz Sykiks wins the most interesting blog in all January for me.. Lmao! i haf die...

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  7. Lool i wonder about those i-must-conceive-immediately too but then, to each it's own. Me for like enjoy small sha

    Lool @Eniesha, she's not Nigerian but married to a Nigerian. I can totally see family organizing several vigils on the no-kids matter

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    1. No wonder, I knew she couldn't be Nigerian. A Nigerian knows the unwritten code, just born the "shildren" even if you can't fend for them otherwise na MFM or village square your family members will gather to discuss your matter.

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  8. Happy new year sykik!
    Me too want to be like atilola when I grow up. I've been asking myself that talent question fa!

    Whenever I think of all the drama in Nigeria...I just start begging God for grace and mercy on our country.

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    1. That talent question is necessary....in 2015, we should begin to achieve greater heights

      Nigeria is just a "Alice in wonderland" story gone bad.

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  9. heheheh!! Love your sense of humour jare!

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  10. Okay! Ooo! So first Off you be asking what the talent is?! Mehn its official Bubba, you are Hilarious thats what! I mean i never come here and leave without laughing like a clown.. both at the comments oh! and at the post itself.. mehn! With all due respect Mzz Sykik, me i dont use to believe all the Packaging again ooo.. They have deceive me and pinish.. I recently walked through Balogun market near Broad street's UBA house, and after my eyes saw all the padded things for sale, I concluded that of a truth yeah,this world is indeed coming to an end, and deception is real! Haba! I nefer hexsperred it fa. OkayyY! Call me awkward yeah, but i am somehow looking forward to my wedding night oh Biko.. Conception or no conception, the walls of the house oh, plus the floors will constantly shake like there is a freaking earth quake that night for about 1 hour straight **Tongue out.. My blood dey boil..... Tire or no Tire after ceremoney, I must sha enjoy my Bride price that night.. You know how many yam i go gats buy?! P.S: Have you seen the lists Igbo gehs give now adays? Its like one is marrying **In Sykik's voice.. the entire community.. Chisos! naaahhh I am marrying Hausa geh jo, or Jos geh. Highest I go chop cane dasalll.. Cheers Bubba, its always a delight reading from you ** Whispers I have been waiting to read this since yesterday when i saw it.. **winks.

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    1. So you are waiting for wedding night ba....hope you haven't been playing away match .......lol @ the house vibrating......hope this is not all mouth because I may be tempted to join those poke noses I mentioned to peep from the window oh...hehehehehehe

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  11. In love with your sense of humor...all those fitness people be oppressing we orobos, I refuse to be intimidated oh.

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    1. Lol, please don't be intimidated jare.......everybody can't be lepa.....variety is the spice of life

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  12. LOL @ the nyash! Mehn, me sef I dey search for my talent. I am just dilly dallying and I can't commit. lol!

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