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January 28, 2015

OFFICE APROKO



A pregnant lady in my office lost her pregnancy during the second trimester and I feel so bad about the incidence, but how do you console someone like that. Some persons were telling her it’s better to lose the pregnancy than a grown child but truly is the pain any less............ According to her, she had to go through labour and it wasn’t a funny experience at all. I offered my sympathies and told her my favourite bible quote is Eccl 3: 11 “He has made everything beautiful in its time”...... This verse has been my life line when all seems lost, when I feel all hope is lost and I am spiritually weary. She’s surviving and I feel very soon she will be pregnant again, that’s if she’s not already. Una know say some women body be magnet...they don’t waste time, before Hubby touches them, they haff catch belle, it is well. Even my mind is telling me that my sister-in-law will soon "catch" another belle....because, most people I know seem to go back for repeat course almost immediately after their first babies.

Another lady in my office just had twin boys, her pregnant tummy was extra large so I am not surprised, what left my mouth hanging open is that she’s already a mother to five children. This makes it seven children ........I doff my small “ikebe” for her. It takes a whole lot of courage and strength to born 1, not to talk of 7. There are people who love children and won’t mind having lots and lots of them but even me that haff not born yet can’t comprehend how she has been managing to stay sane and how she intends to stay sane with 7 children. She doesn’t look like someone with 2 children sef; she’s got a very trim body.

Someone shared a story of how his brother’s wife got pregnant after 5 children and then ended up with triplets meaning he has 8 children now; he said his brother went missing for three days upon hearing the good news. They had to report case of missing person to the police oh, when he came back on the third day he said he had to go into recluse and re-strategize because he couldn’t fathom where the triplets came from.......I thought people did scan and other tests to confirm these things.....so, lemme start warning Hubby not to think of running away in case God decides to “open the floodgates of heaven and pour out on us so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it”.....after all it will be worth the years of waiting.

The harmattan haff disappeared oh; it’s so hot in Lagos that I have forgotten that some weeks ago, we were complaining of dust and cold. People too plenty for Lagos sef, the traffic, horn hooting, swearing and cursing, car brushing and rowdiness is back on the road on a #doro-mega-superstar level..........

29 comments:

  1. I always look forward to your office gbeborun posts.

    That man made me laugh. I can't blame him o. Maybe they didn't even plan for the pregnancy. Three now appeared

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    1. My dear, it is not a funny something, imagine how the small play score three goals.....is don't blame the guy for running away oh...just that it"s very funny......

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  2. Aahahahaha...he does not know how the triplets came ba? Magnet chei? *cough* side-eye* bhuahaha...taking care of my own brood ain't funny then imagining adding more...nah me go do the disappearing act sef not even oga Niyi...AHAHAHAHA. MEHN! 7 and 8 children? Feeding and school fees won't be funny o!
    Nitty.

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    1. lol...na me you dey give side eye abi, is it not true.....before Oga touch, una don catch am.......infact .......just like the ikebe I dey find, I will add this to my protest list........ hehehehe........you will disappear to where, remember we agreed you still owe us one more Prince oh *keeping straight face*

      hugs

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    2. Ahahahhahhaaaa...#praying back to sender prayer to be multiplied sef! #...hubby laffed so hard e-hen! He said he will do the disappearing act not even me! He said he doesn't blame the father of the triplets o. Oh my days! Ahahaha.

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    3. Lmao.......abeg tell my brother not to fear oh....the Lord is his muscle......nobody is allowed to disappear after all na better enjoyment dey lead to triple blessing....hehehe

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  3. A colleague once said school fees is the new family planning method..
    7/8 kids??. I doff my cap for them.
    I no blame the guy for taking off for sometime to re strategize ...it was needed.

    I want just 3...kpere. If they come at once as triplets all the better.

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    1. Am telling you, school fees na serious family planning tool.....before one starts singing and praying in tongues to make ends meet.

      I can't deal with triplets oh....

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  4. Lool I don't blame the man o. I don't even want twins sef talkless of triplets. Hian! May God be your colleague's bank account o unless of course her husband is a dangote of sorts.

    As for the heat, na die!

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    1. Lol @ God being her bank account........this life is just amazing some dey find one another person dey born 8........ It can only be God

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  5. Very funny....I know of someone who ld do the disappearing act if number 3 'mistakenly' enter peren not to now talk of 4...5...6...7...8...The Lord is your colleague's strenght o...for this Lagos??

    Losses in any form are not easy to deal with as parents, really. I pray we never experience any in Jesus name.

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    1. the fear of expenses is the beginning of family planning Dearie. There are people who love large families sha

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  6. may God comfort the woman o! even being pregnant for 2 weeks and losing it is hard, left alone second trimester! May God comfort her! it is well.

    Lol at the multiple births. my husband runs away from stories like that! 7 and 8! chai! it is well.

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    1. Multiple births is "sweet" when you have the means to take care of the babies....but strangely it often happens to the low income earners

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  7. hahahahahahahahahah Its official fam, Mzz Sykik for Governor of Blogsville 2015 biko.. Both APC oh and PDP, you will make the numero uno and only candidate.. Ambode and Agbaje gats nothing on you, you na Boss lady to the power 100.. **Wears Mr. Nigeria smile... Lmao! @ "I doff my small “ikebe” for her" hehehehe So the guy took off upon hearing that he had scored a hatrick ba?! My guy na David Becham Messi and Ronaldo all in one.. DORO Sharp shooter toh sure... **Shines teeth..

    I feel sad for your coleague, i mean it must have really hurt to loose something she felt moving and kicking inside of her, something she anticipated with so much joy... I pray that the lord will be her muscle, and that she will not give up on the Midnight action film :)... I think the words you said to her best suffice in such a time, cause truly yeah, at GOD'S time, everything will be beautiful and perfect. You know ehn Mzz Sykik, one of my favorite lines in this my 23 years 2 months and 23 days of existence goes "At the end of everything yeah, everything will be alright. So if everything is not alright now, then you are not at the end, so never give up on your dreams"" To all them ladies expecting the Albatross Airline bird carrying napkin packages from heaven, to them i say Just have fun Bubba, act plenty Midnight action film with them Oga Boss', sing plenty midnight Praise and Worship at the BEDROOM international church of all nations, and just have fun and live life.. Cause Bubba, life is too short to slow down, life is too short to not live in the moment.. Sha dont forget to send me Naming Ceremony invite oh! I wanna come eat firewood rice, it haf tey.. :)

    Turn Down for what Biko?! With Mzz Sykik, we only turn up!!.. Turn up Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen.. Mzz Sykik Rocks.. OOoossshhhey! Blogger toh Sure Baje Baje.. xx Happy new month Bubba.

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    1. Lol@ ha trick, it's not a funny something nau, I am sure he looked at his pocket, his bank account and he decided to vamoose

      I can only compete for amebo in thus blogsville oh, and I don't think I will win sef......lol.....I still need to sharpen my skills .

      You need to go join one campaign train with this your sweet mouth, so we can earn some dough for Valentine gift.......your mouth it haff sweet too much...

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    2. Dear Heavens,

      You know me nah?! that Young and Confused 23 years 3 months 5 days 7 hours 35 minutes old child who is a Doro Mega super fan of Mzz Sykik and her tales (Plus her swings) **Shines teeth.. Yep we love her like that. I write this letter as a if you gimme i will give you back note. Please wherever Mzz Sykik is ehn, kindly help remind her that all of us, her disciples, have been waiting anxiously, day by day, Kobo by kobo, second by second, Mb by Mb to read her valentines day story which i can bet my next small salary will be off tha hook.. Please Ping her ghen ghen heart like BB so she can know that we love her like Kilode and we are waiting for her like second coming.

      Thank you for answering my prayers, i promise that when she buys me my iPhone 6, i shall not use it to be skyping and watsapping only woman, but i will use it to change the world too by snapping fine women that are making a difference **Wears Mr. Nigeria smile.

      Yours Sincerely,

      JdB

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    3. I have updated my blog oh....thanks for checking on me....your mouth it haff too much

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  8. You know dear sister! God is a SHOCKING God! In a very good way, please do let me know WHEN it happens, I would want to share your testimony!

    As for your colleague, God is a restorer, and he WILL show her how much of a restorer He is.

    Have a super blessed week!

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  9. that man is really funny sha. so he would have relocated to China if she had sextuplets abi. lol
    Losing a baby at whatever stage is really painful. May God heal all her wounds.

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    1. lol @ relocated to China.....hehehe.....thank God he came back

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  10. blessings.....
    When people experience great loss their is little that one can say to make things better. I have found that is simpler to say, "I have no words adequate enough to offer you that would make things better, instead tell me, what can I do for you in this moment, I am here if you have need of me." that seems to work best, to let them tell you and you just be there without empty platitudes.

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    1. wow, thank you for this. I will start using those words too

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  11. It is so hot it is annoying.
    I have made up my mind o, it is only three I am having
    And I am enlisting mummy's help, sisters help and brother's help.
    I no fit shout...
    I be correct butter, I know where my power reach.

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    1. my dear, its good to enlist all the available help oh..infact na to do roaster sef

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  12. Lol I did enjoy this piece..may God grant them the grace and strenght they on a "doro mega superstar level" Lol.

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  14. Lol! But chill, contraceptives is still on sale in the market na! lol 7, 8! For where! Even me the mother go run!

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