February 16, 2016

ABEG, ABEG, I AM FACING MY WORK




Valentine celebration was different.…., I am not yet old and grey, teeth never comot for my mouth and I didn’t get any “shokolate”, this must be the work of my enemies. Please someone should write Hubby a memo that Sykik, a-la Mama Bomboy is still waiting for “shokolate” oh, and he shouldn’t worry, shokolate doesn’t enter breast milk.

By the way, when did Naija babes start accepting roses as gift? I don’t mean plastic rose oh, that one is for secondary school love. I mean all those roses that Naija weather doesn’t allow remain fresh and to scent well-well ……. I hope babes are not on a “forming levels”.

I was “face booking” *looking for gist* on my timeline when one love poem caught my attention……my heart froze….it’s a lie……what am I reading…..Jesus wept……my friend is writing love poem to her husband.

Habatically, come and see America wonder oh….this is the same husband that pounded her like yam with punches because she went and disgraced him at owambe where he went with his mistress…….the “two both” of them even wore uniform to the party sef…..this my friend chop beating that day no be small…….Is it that she has forgotten so soon……..did the beating reset her brain to factory settings ni? …. see wetin valentine is causing…these are the “I-must-to-celebrate-valentyme” …… who is she fooling? ........…… anyways, make I drop comment before I am tagged bad belle. 

We women can like to pretend ehn, is too much, kilode…..some people will be envying this couple now not knowing all this facebook love is a charade.

How was your Valentine celebration, my fellow "celebrators" (kai, Sykik has started blowing grammar), did Le Bae or Boo do the needful?







18 comments:

  1. Looolll. I love reading your blog jare. As for me, I'm not moved my what I see on social media. People just try to rub falseness in other's faces, and others will be envying what doesn't exist.

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    1. Yippee, thanks dear.

      True talk at people envying what doesn't exist

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  2. Hahaha...you're a case of intoxicating wine. Or why else would I be reading this at work and smiling to myself?

    Abeg leave dt facebook matter o...the forming and pretenses na another level. I tire. That your poetic friend, ehn...maybe the hubby is now born-again and old things have passed away. Amen.

    Valentine at mine was so quiet, never been one for 'celebrating' val though, I believe we have 365 days to show love to all around us. (To each his/her own) No 'shocolate' at all, na puffpuff we chop after doing mid-term revisions. Lol.

    How's Bomboy doing?

    Love always,

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    1. Old things have passed away kwa, issokay. As I don't live with them, I pray so oh.

      Awon boys nko?

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  3. Speaking about any celebration, it should be just personal choice. We are all different and one way to happiness to listen own feelings.

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    1. Dearie, celebration should be a personal choice.......if only some of us will do just that.

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  4. Laughing so MUCH.
    Some women fa!

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    1. Is that all you will say.....lol......how's the family doing?

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  5. Lol! Women, we are the beginning of our problems o! Where do I even start! Least I remove a speck, let me face my own problems! Lol

    But to answer your question, hubby bought my flowers after church Loool more as a i'm sorry than a valentine gift!! Plus chocolate and toffees. Me, I'm good.. We all went to watch the basketmouth show as a group anyway so was a good day nonetheless :)!

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    1. You got chocolate......ha see my life...I am still waiting for my own oh...

      Glad you had fun.

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  6. heheheheheheh @Shokolate does not enter Breazzztt Milk.. hehehehehhe this lady is not just feel faine sam sam.. hehehehehe oh well.. I am a tad bit surprised you diNNor give us tales about Midnight Valentine Praise and worship sessions... **Tears 5 layer of Clothing caused by cold** and here i was seriously hexspeRRin 18+ Gist. *8Cries in British English..

    @Your Story.. Nne.. Social Media Display of Affection isnt all true.. Many are to feel among.. or for us single guys.. many MIGHT be for ulterior motives.. Blessings Bubba.. xx

    P.S: Hello from the Other side :) How are you Mzz. Sykik?! How is everyone at Home?! xx

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  7. Na wa for behind the scenes o. It is well

    Biko, how my godson?

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  8. Lol! As oga no buy "shokolate",wetin you sef buy oga?

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  9. Lol, @ no shokolate. . .you don become "old cargo" shokolate for the kids none for you anymore, am afraid.

    I know its an old post but I just had to comment on Facebook poems did they miss each other at home? Whatever messages are posted to Facebook are for us stalkers, I mean, the general public to see. Envy does not even enter for me, I just like and move on to their brothers' wife's cousins pictures. Just kidding!

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